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in Judith Hildebrandt&Florian Stadler 21.03.2019 04:57von zhangzk • | 163 Beiträge | 326 Punkte
Carson Wentz appeared on the Wednesday injury report as limited in practice. But the final report for the week has been filed http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-c.j.-anderson-jersey , and Wentz has no official designation of questionable, doubtful, or out.Which means he’s definitely in, and that he’s good to go for Sunday’s showdown with the Panthers.Wentz was listed as fully participating in practice on Thursday and Friday due to the back injury. The absence of a complete exit from the report means that Wentz likely is receiving treatment for some sort of back problem, so it makes sense to pay attention to whether any type of aggravation of the situation occurs on Sunday.It generally makes sense to pay attention to Wentz http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-michael-palardy-jersey , given that his playing style hasn’t changed at all in the wake of last year’s torn ACL. Whether he’s regarded as reckless or fearless or clueless about the link between taking hits and getting hurt, Wentz’s game relies heavily on his willingness to incorporate mobility, which often entails absorbing contact.This doesn’t mean he should never leave the pocket or cross the line of scrimmage. The challenge for every mobile quarterback, however, becomes understanding when and where and how to avoid unnecessary contact Youth Luke Kuechly Jersey , from sliding too late (or not at all) to stupidly cutting back at the sideline to deliver a hit (Garoppolo style) to everything in between. Ed. Note - For those of you who enjoyed this series last year, we’ve decided to change it up for 2018. Instead of focusing our attention on the head coach of our opponent, we’ve opened it up to anyone affiliated with the organization. So, instead of “Ron Rivera looks like...” you’ll get a collection of jokes about other folks as well. We hope you enjoy this updated format. -BSSince we have a bye this Sunday (and therefore no opponent), the CSR staff decided to have a little fun at the Panthers’ expense by borrowing the ‘looks like game’ concept from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN.Ed. Note 2.0 - The Looks Like Game is the best thing that anyone does at ESPN and it’s not even close. If you’ve never experienced it before I highly recommend it. Trust me.Below is a collection of our best efforts to figure out exactly what/who people from the Panthers organization look like. Feel free to discuss your favorite ones in the comments section http://www.authenticscarolinapanthers.com/cheap-graham-gano-jersey , and you can even provide your own if you feel up to it.Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings here, so if you happen to stumble across this and find your name mentioned, we sincerely hope you understand that we’re mostly kidding.CSR looks like: Panthers edition...Cam Newton looks like a modern art museum had sex with an Old Navy.Ben Jacobs looks like he frequently attempts to take down The Old 96er at his local steakhouse.Ron Rivera looks like a weatherman for a small tv station who gets really excited when he gets to use the green screen.Ryan Kalil looks like the guy who tries way too hard during pickup sports games.Greg Olsen looks like a down on his luck guy who will do anything to get his foot in the door.Norv Turner looks like a guy who would tell you all the ailments brought on by the medications he takes if you’re in line with him more than 45 seconds.Taylor Heinicke looks like the guy your freshman daughter brings home from college that you secretly hate but have to pretend to like while she’s around.J.J. Jansen looks like he performs magic at retirement homes.Ron Rivera looks like the worn out police detective who’s mailing it in until he’s eligible for retirement in 8 months.Norv Turner looks like the dad who can’t understand why anyone would want to upgrade to HDTV when his 13” black and white tv “works just fine”.Christian McCaffrey looks like a guy who would be really angry that Beta house is ruining the crystal image of fraternities on his campus.Norv Turner looks like he’s really good at backgammon.Eric Washington looks like a corrections officer.Lance Taylor looks like a guy who constantly berates an umpire at his kids little league baseball game.Look Kuechly looks like he has gone to the same barber for 30 years.John Matsko looks like he has been Luke Kuechly’s barber for the last 30 years.Norv Turner looks like the guy who is always at Applebee’s trying to shoot the breeze with strangers at the bar.Ron Rivera looks like a security guard for a parking lot who takes his job way too seriously.Christian McCaffrey looks like his father’s favorite child.Luke Kuechly looks like a guy who your wife probably wishes you looked like, but will spare your feelings anytime you comment on that fact.John Matsko looks like he whistles loudly while he urinates.Michael Palardy looks like the guy doing a keg stand in the parking lot of a Kenny Chesney concert.Cam Newton looks like the millennial version of Prince.Colin Jones looks like a guy who spends his life advising you on your finances.Devin Funchess looks like the token black guy in a horror movie.Shaq Thompson looks like Devin Funchess’ best friend in said horror movie.Graham Gano looks like he tells everyone that he’s an NFL player but fails to mention that he’s a kicker.Dontari Poe looks like the one bouncer at the club that you do NOT mess with.Amini Silatolu looks like the one bouncer at the club that everyone sneaks around without paying their cover charge.Norv Turner looks like he tries to impress people by pulling a quarter from behind their ear.Ron Rivera looks like he mows his lawn a second time for that perfect checkerboard look.Christian McCaffrey looks like the random patron in every SportsClips commercial.Julius Peppers looks like that guy who lives on your block that is really nice but you can tell you should stay on his good side.David Mayo looks like he sells essential oils in his spare time.Greg Olsen looks like the high school girls’ soccer coach that all the soccer moms talk about how “yummy” he looks during the games.Captain Munnerlynn looks like that uncle that insists on playing 1-on-1 basketball at all the family reunions so he can ‘show all these young cats how its done’.Graham Gano looks like a narc.Mike Adams looks like he is two months away from being in a Polident commercial.Which ones are your favorites, Panthers fans?Discuss.
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